Clever story Will Oremus and I follow your logic well.

I wish that knowing the cause of the dilemma could also solve the dilemma, but alas there is still no toilet paper on aisle 20.

The solution is alternatives. Hope you don’t mind if I link a funny post that addresses this problem. Thanks.

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