I will always laugh when I recall my son's mid-potty-training-mondegreen. He proudly sang out one day a surprising version of a song most people in the USA know. He sang "Row row row your boat gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily. Wipe your butt, it's clean." LOL

Of course, the last line is "life is but a dream" but in his potty-training mind, he was in the zone I guess. ,

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