Robert,

Really made me laugh. Too funny.

But, in case your funny post holds truth I also want to say:

You look thirsty. Can I offer you a beverage? How about a nice snack. I have gluten-free alternatives if you so desire. This is all because I am a nice person and I just happen to also be (in my opinion) super-curatable.

Notice me notice me notice me. Is what I might be saying. LOL

Lori Brown

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