That gave me the chills. Wow.

So is this where you live then ? Are we dead here? Do you ever take a day off? I am a great bartender, or at least I was once.

If you want a wing woman. I kinda don’t know how to get back home, and nobody has a gps here.

Am I dead?

Do I have lipstick on my teeth?

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