Tom Byers I love this and yet I am offended, because I have narcissistic tendencies which gives me the off-sense that I am the guilty party for which these (clever, albeit gruesome) jokes are intended. I love it. You clever man. 😂. Thank goodness for ⚠️ warning emojis. I usually don’t read ahead, and I usually* do as I am told. So had you not used those eye-catching emoji symbols to draw my eyes to the end of the first suggestion, I might never have made it to see the end of the suggestion. Because I would have followed the instructions like a good girl. Lol Thanks for your use of ⚠️⚠️ symbols, they saved my life.

I am a Mom. I was once a widow. I am a guitar player. I am a poet. I love humans. I am a ferocious protector of small children, elderly people and animals.

I am a Mom. I was once a widow. I am a guitar player. I am a poet. I love humans. I am a ferocious protector of small children, elderly people and animals.